Un-FIRE yourself – a crash course

How to Un-FIRE yourself – a crash course. There are many ways to UN-FIRE oneself. By far the easiest one is to buy a house that is way too expensive. And that is exactly what we did! You can too 😉 It’s so great to be able to provide this useful financial information with a restarted blog!

The Cheesy Index

I’ve revived the Cheesy Index again, and… it is a bloodbath! We used to be able to get around with about €29.000-33.000 per year (we had little to no mortgage payments and are frugal most times). With the new money pit we are now looking closer to about double that amount (in cashflow terms). If one wants to become Financially Independent (FI) (in cashflow terms), one will need to have sufficient wealth and associated income/withdrawal potential to cover these expenses.

For our calculations we assume a 4% withdrawal rate (ETF’s/stocks/dividends) / net cashflow income from rental properties. This might be realistic/slightly conservative based on current numbers, but things can change in a heartbeat. Besides market forces, also the government can be highly unpredictable. We also assume the wealth tax (Box 3) as additional expenses that one would need to cover. For this you need more wealth, on which you pay more taxes. Goal seek is your friend here (or iterative calculation, you pick).

The Bloodbath

This is where we used to be up to the end of 2021:

Un-FIRE yourself – a crash course: Still FIRE

We made it, we were FIRE. As long as we didn’t buy a ridiculously expensive money pit. If only we just bought a townhouse for under €450.000. If only we were smart people.

But we didn’t and we weren’t. We Un-FIREd ourselves with ruthless efficiency. Heck, until today I didn’t even know how bad it was. Now, we obviously did some math. We are still able to live on one income rather comfortably. The new mortgage and other home expenses are pretty much covered by rental income (renovations excluded). So, life is not all that bad. But we pretty much start again to obtain FIRE for most of our other living expenses. Two incomes would help, as the second would help build up our nest egg once again to hit that magic 100% FIRE mark. Not sure if we will go for this, but time and our “normal” attitude towards dealing with money might still get us there. If it does, it is going to take some time, likely about 8-10 years (depending on market conditions, work, income and taxes). Crap, still can’t retire early! Will have to wait until we are both over 50. The horror!

Anyhow, this is how bad it is:

Un-FIRE yourself - a crash course: Un-FIREd
Un-FIRE yourself – a crash course: Un-FIREd

Are you smarter than we are? Or have you also made some Un-FIRE moves lately? Feel free to elaborate!

8 thoughts on “Un-FIRE yourself – a crash course

  1. Ha! Yes! Built a new house, way more expensive than we assumed (didnt calculate the finishing, made some calculating errors and… oh yess wood prices). Our debt is just as high as it was in 2015 when starting the fire journey. On the positive side: Low living expenses because of ridiculously low interest rates and all electric energy efficient building. We were far from fire to begin with, net worth plummeted because of the new house and we are now pondering buying some more land as an investment/speculation/garden/moneypit…. I sometimes think I should stop reading these blogs, feel less guilty and enjoy the rat race. It’s nice to know we’re not the only ones making these moves.

  2. Occasionally I imagine what it would be like if we cashed everything out and lived as normal people ie. bought a great big f-off house, but alas I’m too sensible and unable to actually go through with any big un-firing moves

    Instead I do it as fire-death by a thousand cuts by spending too much on cars, food and holidays!

      1. Man, I am astonished, what prices. Or do you live in the Catshuis with the Prime Minister? 🙂
        Anyway, being positive, I guess that now the house became your hobby, and therefore it helps to keep you busy and happy.
        And I hope the house is large enough so you could rent some rooms via AirBnB or similar.
        Good luck!

        1. Inflation does not help either, which is definitely jacking some prices up. Its quite the estate to be honest!
          I love the take that it’s a hobby, guess I should look at it that way indeed 😉 As to the rental potential, its definitely there, but for now we don’t want any tenant close to where we live, some privacy is really nice to have at the moment. Want to keep it that way!

  3. Good to have you back! I have missed your posts when you took down the blog.
    I was happy for you that you have reached your financial goal, and sorry that you need to un-FiRE, but hope that you will get to your target soon.

    1. Thank you. We don’t really have a goal to become FIRE once more, we already have enough freedom and financial stability to enjoy our lives. But considering our lifestyle and frugal nature, we will probably get there again in the distant future.

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